May212013

Dunkin’ Donuts are not donuts.

luckyshirt:

They are cake hoops.

And fuck cake hoops. Your sign says donuts.

Donuts are fried and way worse for you and better.

I’m sorry, almost all of America.

I just couldn’t keep silent anymore.

5PM
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

shanicelondon:
SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

shanicelondon:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via stephy-loulou-bell)

5PM
5PM

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

(Source: casualcynic, via stephy-loulou-bell)

5PM

4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

  • Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
  • Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
  • Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
  • Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
  • Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
  • Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
  • Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
May202013
1AM
1AM

(via -party)

1AM

(via -party)

1AM

twistedtorture:

if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.

I don’t have a favorite post on Tumblr, I don’t have things that I ‘always’ reblog.

But this is one thing I love seeing on my dash, I love having it on my blog, it really helps to calm me down and its amazing.

(Source: seutae, via -party)

1AM
brain-food:

my heart. it has exploded. 

brain-food:

my heart. it has exploded. 

(via skate-high)

1AM
soundtrack-for-lovers:

MAMAMAMAMAMAMAM

SPIDER!? GET IT OFF!

soundtrack-for-lovers:

MAMAMAMAMAMAMAM

SPIDER!? GET IT OFF!

(via varnishroan)

1AM

(Source: trovejando, via skate-high)

1AM



INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB

Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.

This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

(Source: shutthefuckupbro, via skate-high)

1AM
mywhisperedcolors:

“I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am”

mywhisperedcolors:

“I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am”

(Source: imjust-a-girl, via skate-high)

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